Metal Detectors

Hi everybody! So I know that usually fan fiction is something like Alexa wrote but I have been seeing a lot of things like the one you are about to see, and I have read many of them for TMI (The Mortal Instruments) , so I will be honest and say how these are not all my ideas, they came from all different kinds of places and if I were to site my sources it would be like a ten page works cited.... So of course I didn't make a works cited. I hope you enjoy this and get a good laugh at it even if you haven't read The Mortal Instruments!! Disclaimer: ALL of the characters here belong to Cassandra Clare.

Alec: *tries to go through the metal detector at airport* *metal detector beeps*

Magnus: *sees what is going on and chuckles* 

Officer: Sir (Alec) can you please remove any metal items you have in your pockets 

Alec: Okay *takes out keys from his pocket* * passes through metal detector again* *metal detector beeps* 

Magnus: Honey I think the officer means ALL metal items like your ahem weapons 

Alec: But then how am I to protect you on the airplane? 

Magnus: I think I'll be alright sweetie

Alec: Fine

Magnus (to officer): Sorry about my boyfriend he gets moody when he can't protect me with his favorite blade

Officer: *looks like he is about to feint* 

Alec: *removes 12 blades from hidden pockets and one big sword from underneath his shirt* 

Officer: ....

Alec: *passes through the metal director* *metal detector beeps again* 

Magnus: Sweetie you are holding up the line

Alec: *grumbles and removes a tiny blade from his shoe* *walks through the metal detector* *metal detector doesn't beep* 

Magnus: *walks through metal detector* *metal detector beeps* 

Officer: *gulps* How many weapons are you carrying? 

Magnus: Oh me? None but I think that putting on that metallic glitter this morning was a bad idea